The Narrator

The Narrator, also known as "Dashford Pierce" and mistakenly known as "Jacques McKeown" is the main character of Will Save the Galaxy for Food and Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash. He is an ex-star pilot who lives in Ritsuko City Spaceport on his ship, The Never Die.

The Narrator's real name has yet to be revealed.

Golden Age

 * Liberated Cantrabargid and the Zuvirons from the Malmind.
 * Was friends with many other star pilots.

Post Golden Age

 * He, like other star pilots were left jobless after Quantum Tunnels were invented.